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Inbetween New York and London: how I got here

February 5th, 2012 4 comments


I’m writing this as I fly over the Atlantic. It seems apt as I’m halfway between London and New York. Just as my life is.

10 years ago, on 31 December, 2001, I gave away everything I owned. Bed, pictures, ornaments, presents, posters, books, clothes, dishes, everything. I packed what I owned in one backpack and boarded a plane to London. I arrived in Camden in a uniform of jeans, hoodie, bandana, braids and steel toe boots. My backpack? It had a Canadian flag on it. I owned 3 pairs of shoes. I could move house with one trip on the tube.

10 years later and I’m off again. Trading Big Ben for the Empire States Building, St. Paul’s for the Statue of Liberty, the West End for Broadway. My new favourite bridge will be the one to Brooklyn instead of the one over the Thames. My coffee will come 50 ways and I’ll tip heavily for it.

I will be an outsider. My clothes are British as is my humour and my Canadian roots come out every time I say sorry, “out and about” or express my absolute living and breathing love of hockey.

But how could I not say yes when I was offered the job to come here?

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My Beastie Boy poem for Ruth

May 19th, 2011 Comments off

Tonight I had the pleasure of performing at the Waltham Forest Literary Festival. I opened with my teenage boy poem (or as it referred to, my Beastie Boy poem). All about music, I did it in tribute to my recent weekend at ATP (or All Tomorrow’s Parties for those of you who haven’t heard of this awesome festival).

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Sunday Stories: The Fight

April 10th, 2011 Comments off

So we were sitting around talking about writing stories as kids and I thought it would fun to blog a few of those I wrote when I was 10. As this mini play was set in England, it’s the most fitting that it would be the first one up.

The Fight

Characters: Tabby Cat (TC) and Yorkshire Terrier (YT)
Time: Mid-afternoon
Place: On a quiet street in an English suburb

(Cat and dog enter from opposite sides)

YT: ‘Ello Tabee. ‘ow are you?

TC: Oh it’s you and your English accent again Yorkshi Porkshi. That’s what your owner calls you, isn’t it?

YT: All me say is ‘ello and ye blow up. Yer such a stupid cat, Tabee.

TC: Ha, you puny little ball of fur. I am more sophisticated AND smarter than you.

YT: Least me don’t cough up dose awful fur balls.

TC: Humph! Wll I don’t have to wear that ugly plaid hat and coat. (laughs cruelly) You look so stupid YORKSHI PORKSHI! (laughs again)

YT: All ye get is food, Tabee. But me get love an’ ‘ttention.

TC: Ask anyone. I am better than you.

(Cat flicks her head and leaves with her nose in the air)

YT: There she goes, an’ all me said was ‘ello.

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The joy of when they get it

April 8th, 2011 Comments off

Being a Canadian writer in the UK has given me a new perspective on word choice. I can definitely say that my vocabulary has increased (my favourites being snog and plunker). But there are some references I don’t get and some my audiences don’t get as well. The main way I’ve worked around this is to use my obscure references in a way that readers/ listeners who don’t get it, can still understand the poem. Like Simpson-ic poetry.

One of my poems is about how I have the musical tastes of a teenage boy (it’s the second poem in this clip that I recorded a couple weeks ago):

Listen!

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In the middle of the Pacific

March 16th, 2011 Comments off

On Sunday 27th March, 2011, I am going to be reading at a fundraising event for Japan at the Millar near London Bridge. There will be both a comedy stage and live music stage and 100% proceeds are going to the British Red Cross.

My friend Helen is organizing this. It’s especially close to her heart as her sister was working in Japan when this tragedy struck and is still there.

Hopefully you can come. I’ll post more details on times, etc, when I have them but do keep that day free. In the meantime, if you want to give to the Red Cross, there are more details here: www.redcross.org.uk

As for me, I find it almost impossible to explain how I feel. I’m half way around the world. The images seem more like disaster movie than real life. And how can my worries compare to those of the people of Japan right now. I’m sure countless people feel the same.

So I wrote this…

I heard your house
was in the middle of the Pacific,
so I took a week off work to visit.

I thumbed a ride from an Apache
and parachuted to the water
James Bond Navy Seals style.

I don’t think they saw me wave goodbye.

You pull me in,
dripping wet.

You told me not to come
That it could only fit one
Two was too heavy
But I knew you wouldn’t mind

You have robes. And a hand towel.
You always were the perfect host.

I tell you I like what you’ve
done with the place even though it’s empty.
You had to lighten it, you said.
It needed to float.

You left your furniture in the hills.
Fuel for the forgotten, to warm hands
and brew tea.

To the man sat in the rubble of his house,
no windows or doors to seal,
you gave him your umbrella
to protect him from invisible rays,
and glowing rain.

Your pots went to a drummer.
There will be songs.

You gave your breath to the wind
to blow the fires out,
but it took too much (like always)
and your smile went too.

The water is tickling our feet. I didn’t expect it
to be so cold out of my wetsuit.

You’ve taken the windows out
and put them in the floor.
Your own glass bottom house.

The fish don’t entertain me.

We drink the last of your tea
brewed in yesterday’s sun.

I show you my new phone but not
how it works. I expect the ocean
doesn’t have a good data plan.

I brought you cans and food stamps.

But you broke your can opener
when you freed your neighbour
from their car and they’ve
shut off your gas and electric
since you’ve come out to sea.

And the stores are all closed.

But I see you’re not alone.
No one told me. It wasn’t in the photos.

You say it took days
to find the right conditions.
But over the crest of a wave,
a duplex surfed to join you.

Since then, there’ve been
sheds and plastic wheelbarrows.
Treehouses and trailers.

There’s been rumours
of a tower block
and a parking garage.

The water is to our waists.
It’s too uncomfortable to sit.

We stand to watch old Japan,
a three mile glow,
burning like paper lanterns to heaven

The water is at our necks.

I tell you I must be going
and thank you for the hospitality.

We wait in silence for the helicopter whirls
but they never return.

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